hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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trevenants:

#iconic

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dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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teen wolf: a summery 

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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owlmylove:

i have the body of a siren and the sea is so loathe to be parted from me that it left imprints of its waves on my thighs

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

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Tagged as: #blood orange 
fall0utbutts:

crocodilepatronus:

#I’M TRYING TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY QUIETLY THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS.

fall0utbutts:

crocodilepatronus:

WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS.

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